Everything is relative.
One Good day for every bad day, vice versa.
February12012
12PM
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME WE WERE INTIMATE? WELL, YOU’D HAVE TO DEFINE ‘INTIMATE’ FOR ME, DOC. I’M NOT SURE I REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANS.
HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, DOCTOR. HE’S TRYING TO BE FUNNY. HE THINKS HE’S VERY CLEVER.
IT’S ACTUALLY A DEFENSE MECHANISM, DOC. I HAD TO DEVELOP IT TO SURVIVE IN THE TUNDRA, WHICH IS WHAT I CALL OUR BEDROOM DUE TO THEIR SIMILAR ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH, DOCTOR? WHO CAN BE INTIMATE IN THE FACE OF SUCH BEHAVIOR?
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE INTIMATE WITH MY FACE, SHERRY. I CAN THINK OF SEVERAL OTHER BODY PARTS YOU COULD START WITH. I’M SURE THE DOCTOR HAS A CHART SOMEWHERE YOU COULD LOOK AT, IF YOU’VE FORGOTTEN WHAT THEY ARE. RIGHT, DOC?
DOCTOR, PLEASE TELL HIM, CLINICALLY, THAT HE IS NOT FUNNY.
SPEAKING OF NOT FUNNY, DOC, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SEX LIFE THESE PAST FEW YEARS?
IT’S LIKE BEING MARRIED TO A CHILD.
12PM
Tapestry: Narcissus
- Tapestry
- A millefleurs tapestry, Narcissus
- Narcisse se mirant dans la fontaine
- French, Paris, About 1500
- Museum of Fine Arts Boston
6AM
I had a dream that I was re-dying my hair, touching up my roots, etc. And then I noticed that the hair dye was turning blue and purple. And then I realized I had grabbed the wrong color dye box. So I was about to have blue hair.
Boy, was that a panic-inducing dream. But my dream self surprisingly rolled well with the punches…
And hello, February! Winter is just trucking right along. Or semi-spring. Because the weather is being ridiculous and warm. I’m not necessarily complaining at all. Whew.
Got my long day today. Wargh. I’ll make it.
6AM
Great scene.
6AM
(Source: micjharms, via obscureferences)
January312012
Damn straight.
Fucking kids, man. >.<
7PM
Writing a technical-sounding lesson plan for teaching somebody how to make a slip knot and cast on stitches for the purpose of knitting on straight needles is incredibly insightful and rather amusing.
Maybe if I actually get this pretty, I can submit it to a craft store and they’ll hire me for beginning knitting lessons.
…actually, yes please!!
3PM
Can I just say
that, for the most part, most students would look at “200 word minimum” for a literacy autobiography assignment and say, “Hells yeah!” whereas I look at that and say, “…there are more words on the first page of the unabridged Les Miserables.”
This is actually a very difficult assignment for me.
I managed to keep it to five pages. That includes a crudely word document drawn timeline of my literacy history.
I can’t talk about my literacy history in 200 words, it’s just not going to happen. At all.
Anyway, still have to do a life-lesson plan and some column note-taking, but I’m genuinely proud of my homework accomplishments this week.
2PM
this is the game changer lol
12PM
Morning Fluff: English Bulldog puppies take their first squeaky steps.
[cuteoverload.]
12PM
“I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.”
(Source: devoureth, via imyour-nationalanthem)
6AM
I don’t care if the weather says it’s 40-50 degrees today, I am soooo cooooooold, and I have been since yesterday. I have one of those “deep chills” that resonates in my bones and I can’t quite shake it. It doesn’t help that there’s a problem with the heat in my room. It can’t retain heat. I blame the window siding.
Just means sleeping with like five blankets, but I’m not complaining. I love blankets.
So, my field coordinator is coming to observe me today. Funsies. I should have bought candy to bribe ‘em.
Anyway, post-TAing, I need to get my tookus to the bank to deposit my check, come home, do massive amounts of homework in the form of writing, and try to get to sleep earlier tonight. Need more sleeps.
THE LIFE.
6AM
Dev Patel is such a babe.
(Source: totally-skins)
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