December 2010
I know it's way over-enthused, but I adore 'Little...
I really do. Gigglesnort.
The bromance of Uncle Frank and Dwayne is wonderful, and I would be Grandpa’s best friend.
So… it’s raining… and I know everyone is super pumped to get rid of the snow. …but I just can’t do rain in December or January. D: And I know there are about five rifles pointing at my computer screen right now for uttering such blasphemes,...
LOW-KEY NEW YEAR'S EVE NIGHT!!!!
Aka: Scrabble and Mac ‘n Cheese at Stef’s with Netflix. I will be mature and not come in my pajamas.
There is a ball drop (ha) in Royal Oak…? Maybe that will happen? I dunno, I don’t care. LOW-KEY EVENING IS AWESOME. I’ll bet we’ll even be able to find the New York ball drop on a live broadcast online or something!
The fucks I give this year about watching a...
Day 20: A letter to the one who broke my heart the...
Dear J.K Rowling,
WHY THE FUCK DID HEDWIG HAVE TO DIE?!?!?!?!
Love,
~Erin
(in all honesty, I reflect back, and I’ve been very lucky to keep my heart in one piece. There are times in youth when one might think that their heart is broken, but mine is still solid. In this sense, I feel very lucky and happy. That, and I already stated that I’m getting ill from serious and emo posts....
Finished the front of the baby dress. It’s so adorable, I’m surprised I haven’t vomitted from adorableness overload.
IN OTHER NEWS, last night’s parties were off the charts (because they both happened, by the by). Kelly family is a hoot and a holler and there was the sweetest and most darling beagle/lab mix named Abbey, and she was super shy, but she let me shake her paw...
My little cousin on facebook just changed her status to “it’s complicated”, and then two high school girls proceeded to have a very huge, swearing, and completely idiotic argument about it by insulting each other instead of consoling her due to each others’ comments.
I HATE YOU, HIGH SCHOOLER BITCHES NOT CONSOLING MY COUSIN AND INSTEAD BEING PETTY.
My 15.5 year old cousin...
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Day 19: A letter to someone who pesters my mind,...
Dear Supermodels,
EAT A GODDAMN CHEESEBURGER, YOU LOOK SO HUNGRY.
Seriously, I just want to skip into the photo shoots with a basket of cheeseburgers and deep-fried pizzas in the shape of cheeseburgers and just feed you. I NEED TO FEED YOU.
You’ve been warned,
~Erin
(I’m so tired so this is all you’re getting, I reckon nobody really reads these anyway!)
Robin Williams, your mustache is scaring me.
In other news, my cousin’s baby had better come out a girl, because this dress is pretty gosh darn pink.
…but it’s so cyooooooote!!!!! Even if Morgan suddenly came out a boy Morgan, I’d say he can spend his first year in dresses and pink because he won’t even know the difference.
(pictures to come)
(it looks like a little watermelon dress!!!)
I'm not a vegetarian, but I love veggies and tofu
(irony!)
Stef made some pretty kickass stir fry last night after I rather drabulously successful Forever 21 shopping trip. SO MANY LITTLE BITCHES TRYING TO BEAT US DOWN. I came in armed with $100, and bought one dress. PSH. But then I turned around and ordered the boots I was desperately looking for (IN DESPERATION because they’re awesome) online with my $40 gift card.
I’m excited...
Day 18: A letter to the person that I wish I could...
Dear Secord,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let me get it out as you roll your eyes or say, “Really?”
You are the embodiment of what I want to become one day. You’re a fabulous teacher, you’re a passionate lecturer and educator, you care about everyone who is determined, you care about the hopeless, you have this unshakeable confidence, and you dragged two boys by their ears to...
I’m dying, I’m dying, I’m dying after you. Girls they like the...
– “Pala Tute”, Gogol Bordello off of Trans-Continental Hustle
'Twelfth Night' at Stratford Festival... with a...
Only just flipped through the Stratford catalog. I swear, every character has a top hat and goggles.
I’ve seen ‘Twelfth Night’ probably three times at Stratford. And you can bet your sweet tookus I’ll be putting my vote in for time four if we go to Canada this summer.
WHY THERE SO MANY CHRISTMAS PARTIES?!
ON THE SAME DAY!?
FOR FAMILY I NOT SEE IN YEARS AND WANT SEE AND THEN FOR FRIENDS I NOT SEE IN YEARS AND WANT SEE?!?!?!?!
I’ma make both work, damnnit. Go to family party. Eat a little food. Then leave. Then go to friend party. Hopefully bring a food. WILL BRING a food. See people. Cry my eyes out. Then has fun.
I just hope nobody leaves after 9:00. Because then I’ll for reals be...
Day 17: A letter to someone from my childhood
Dear Mr. Turner (aka our first elementary school principal),
You were probably the nicest man I knew besides my dad, and you were the best principal I’ve ever had. You beat out the second principal, the two middle school principals, and let’s not even get into high school’s range of principals.
I know that elementary schools aren’t that big, but it meant the world to...
Finished 'Water for Elephants'
…
…
…
Well, first and foremost, I WOULD NEVER ABANDON MY FATHER AT THE ASSISTED LIVING CENTER, ESPECIALLY IF THEY CALLED ME, SCREW WHATEVER PLANS I MADE FOR THE DAY, I’M GOING TO SEE MY GODDAMN DAD.
Secondly, great book. Recommend it to everyone and everything that can read.
Third, NOT WALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other news, feeling like a fatty for sitting around and...
CASTOR aka ZUSE
ember960:
“…mother fucker, you did not just.”
Been reading 'Water for Elephants' all day.
I mean it when I say I’ve been parked on the couch since 10:00, and it is now 2:11. This book will probably be finished today.
…but I think I’m going to drag my ass to the gym in 15 minutes or so.
—Ok, IT’S A GREAT BOOK. I’m loving every second of it. The only thing I don’t love is that I started reading it after they filmed it and made promotions. I...
Oh my God, Franklin Mott (aka James Frain) really...
Mind Blown!
kalitastic asked: I also totally thought that Michael Sheen transformed himself into Baby Bowie for Tron. I mean, I shamelessly love Michael Sheen anyway but DAMN, it was crazy. He was the best part of the movie, fo'sho (aside from Jeff Bridges, who is always fantastic).
Secondly, Franklin from True Blood was the chief of police! Whaaaat!? I mean, he was bald and affecting an American accent...
Secondly, Franklin from True Blood was the chief of police! Whaaaat!? I mean, he was bald and affecting an American accent...
kalitastic asked: I also totally thought that Michael Sheen transformed himself into Baby Bowie for Tron. I mean, I shamelessly love Michael Sheen anyway but DAMN, it was crazy. He was the best part of the movie, fo'sho (aside from Jeff Bridges, who is always fantastic).
Secondly, Franklin from True Blood was the chief of police! Whaaaat!? I mean, he was bald and affecting an American accent...
Secondly, Franklin from True Blood was the chief of police! Whaaaat!? I mean, he was bald and affecting an American accent...
So, we saw Tron last night
(Nick got an AMC giftcard, and we intend to use the crap out of it as much as possible)
First and foremost: JEFF BRIDGES!!!!! I whispered that like five times. lol
Second: Somewhere in the world, David Bowie watched Tron, paused the film (because he can do that in a movie theatre) on Zeus and said (in a British accent): “…my God, that is my son. Who is his mother?!”...
Hi books-books-books!
Thankee for the follow! :D
(it appears you are a blog all about books. Immediate refollow)
Day 16: A Letter to someone that is not in my...
(day late, Christmas always delays everything)
Dear Aunt Vicki,
Oi… where do I even begin…
Actually, you’ve done both of the above. There was a stint where you were married to a Japanese man in Japan. Then you came back. Then you moved to Massachusetts with your husband. Aaaaaand, you have not been back to Michigan since.
I understand that you just think we are all...
11 Celebrities who were secretly total badasses...... →
You guys… Audrey Hepburn and Julia Child are on this list.
I about died.
My Poppi is awesome.
All night, all he wanted to do was have me go up to his personal library and take books to read for my extended break.
that would be entirely true if I wasn’t one of nine grandchildren present today, one of those nine grandchildren being a six month old baby girl who was babbling
He gave me five books to start with. The Help by Kathryn Stockett, Open Secrets: Stories by Alice Munro, The...