January 2012
Some old lady yelled at my fellow barista because she had five grandchildren waiting for her and she needed her drink now. It’s like, I was standing right there at the cash register and I would be ringing her up, so why is she yelling at my fellow barista across the room who is clearly occupied and I’m almost done with my current customer?  Anyway, I kind of wanted to whip around...
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December 2011
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2011 Review Time!
(because, again, it’s the Tumblr thing to do, but my challenge is to keep it to two sentences or less for each month. GASP) January Celebrated my 21st birthday at the bar with my boyfriend, my brother, and his girlfriend (and a few others) WITH A COLD, like a champ. Also in this month, I hopped a plane and flew to England for the next six months of my life as one of those study abroad...
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…it looks like freaking spring out there right now. This wintry weather has been baffling. In other news, happy new year’s eve? P.S Well, am I really surprised that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are divorcing? Not at all. 
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Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR... →
dallasclayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF) Buy a falconer’s glove. Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove. Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?” Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad. If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
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That fucking hilarious moment when Seth MacFarlane...
Oh. My. God. This is priceless gold.
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I absolutely adore the insults thrown in The Devil Wears Prada.  Because as much as she thinks she’s a proud and mighty bitch, I would have laughed in Emily’s face if she asked me if I had a hideous skirt convention to attend. And then I would have just walked out and applied at the Starbucks across the street. Cellulite in my corn chowder, Stanley Tucci? F’real? Anyway,...
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Ah, to be awake.  I LOVE ME SOME CLOPENS! I’m just happy we don’t close at 11:00 anymore. People just don’t need to be drinking overly sugared ridiculous drinks at 11:00 pm. :) Roomiekins is coming back today. I missed her like hell last week, then I got used to being alone this week. Ah ha ha. But still, we could use a little normalcy again. I held off vacuuming the...
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New Year's Resolutions
BECAUSE IT’S THE TUMBLR THING TO DO. (I only have a handful…and they’re more like goals than anything) Get physically and mentally healthy for the sake of the classroom. I’m embarking on a year of teacher assisting and student teaching. Those kids are coming in with germs and insecurities up the whazoo. I need to be ready for ‘em. For the sake of these future...
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I want to save the world. I want to save everyone close to me. The universe just likes to throw a lot of “Fuck Yous” at the people I care the most about.  Well, Fuck You right back, universe, you’re not messing this up anymore.
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I see snow fluttering outside… That’s ok, I’m happily wrapped up in my infinitely fuzzy blankets inside, accompanied by my Henry VIII and his disappearing wives’ mug for coffee. :D I’m also happily sore from working out yesterday, and still plan to go back today. FEELS GOOD, MAN. What doesn’t feel good is the post-pig-out feeling on popcorn and pizza from...
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stormcloud: i got 99 problems and they’re all self diagnosed personality disorders
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Got us another Whovian convert
Congratulations, Ashley, you will now not be able to consider life before Doctor Who.  HATERS GONNA HATE. In other news, a very entertaining evening with good friends. And now I’m home to kick back a few Sam Adams, sleep, and then work out and clean and work tomorrow. Saturday should come sooner. Monday should follow presently. …I can’t believe 2012 is at our doorstep.  ...
Dec 29th
Shopping for grown-up clothes is tough.
I’ve got  some outfits now, but I still feel like I look like a child playing dress-up. D: In over my head! Anyway, three pairs of trousers, one skirt, a few tops… still need a haircut. Will get that later next week. Oi to the vey!
Dec 28th
“So far, I have seen you be a Nazi Blow up James Franco Smother/drown? a guy...”
– Just paper… Just Words…: Dear lovely Mr. Christoph Waltz,   (via christophwaltzfans-dot-com)
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Holeeeeeeeeeee crap, work.
My heavens, the shoppers came out today, didn’t they? And they wanted coffee. And by coffee, I mean a million large frappucinnos. Yeah, I don’t even care if I spelled it wrong. It was MADNESS today. And then we stayed until 10:45 helping to clean up the book floor. Which I don’t mind doing at all, there’s not a lot you can mess up in the cafe, but it’s easy to trash...
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there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to for whatever reason but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like yeah we homies Indeed.
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